Marry Me

Q: Will you marry me?

- the Anointed One


A: Dear Anointed One,

Sure, under one condition. Tell me your name.

-Hi


Dear Anointed,

It depends. How much money do you make and how good are you at kissing?

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


Dear the Anointed,

Was that question specifically to someone or are you trying to bring back polygamy? And are you male or female? Were you adressing men or women or both? What about those of us who are already married? How tall are you, how much do you weigh, what color hair and eyes do you have, and how many kids do you want? Can you cook? What color curtains do you want in the living room?

-Apathetic