Burping Alligators

Q: Do alligators burp?

--Anonymous


A: Dear Uncreative Name,

No, but I do.

-Hi


Dear Unanimous,

Yes, but only in cartoons. Humans burp. Cows and sheep burp a LOT. Some other mammals burp. Some fish burp. Some birds use burps as mating calls. But reptiles don't burp. It all has to do with the way their digestive system works. You probably wouldn't be interested in the details.

-Apathetic