TWO Questions

Q: Stumbed across this blog on a google search. Is it open to the public? It looks like a question is obligatory, so I'll ask one: What has 32 legs, ten teeth, and the intelligence of a drunk bullfrog?

--Anonymous


A: Dear Dude-with-an-insanely-common-name,

Actually, that looks like you asked two questions. So I'll just answer both of them. Mwahaha! Yes, this board is open to anyone at all. Tell your friends about it. Extra points if you can make us famous. Anyway, ask whatever you like as often as you like, because that's what we're here for. Just please don't be vulgar or crude, because those are the only questions we'll delete.

Okay, so let's see... 32 legs, ten teeth, and the intelligence of a drunk bullfrog.... I'd have to say the West Virginia unemployment line.

-Bumpo the Explorer


Dear Anony-groan....,

Yes it is, and the front row of people at a Garth Brooks concert.

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


Dear You Must've Had Interesting Parents,

A little kid whose teeth are just coming in who is playing with five insects after finding where his parents keep the alcohol. Definitely.

-Hi


Dear Anonymous,

My roommate.

-Apathetic