Psychoanalysis

Q: The writer of this question is obviously preoccupied with lying, either because he is a chronic lyer or is, in fact, the offspring of a chronic lyer. An excellent reference would be Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right which gives excellent examples of lying. -- Sigmund Froid
The constant reference to the letter "p" refers to a preoccupation with pencils as does the references to the wood chuck chucking obviously wooden pencils. It is certain that the writer of this question is, in fact, reaching out and begging for pencils for Christmas.

-- Sigmund Froid


A: Thanks, Siggy, for your... um... psychoanalysis.

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


C: You're welcome. That will be five hundred dollars, please.

-- Dr. Froid


R: Do you take Monopoly money?

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


Doctor,

Wouldn't you prefer just keeping your face arranged the way it is now?

-Apathetic