Bad milk, BAD!

Q: So, like, I was wondering how do you know when Milk has gone bad?

~~Mary


A: Mary,

Horns.

Owa


Dear Quite Contrary,

If it looks like yogurt, it's gone bad. If it's lumpy, it's gone bad. If it smells sour, it's also gone bad. If it's yellow or orange, it's definitely bad unless someone added food coloring to it just to be funny. You can tell the earliest by smelling it.

-Hi


Dear Mary,

Has it been attacking people? Has it made faces at loved ones? Has it behaved inappropriately at dinner? Does it no longer assist elderly people across streets and instead hangs out with obvously rotten milk, forcing elderly people to run in front of cars? Does your question really have an answer we can give? Are you sure you asked the right question? DID YOU CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS QUESTION?! This is not a milk parenting cite. I cannot give you answers on how to raise your milk to be a productive member of society! I DO NOT WRITE BOOKS ON RAISING MILK PRODUCTS!! If you WANT to learn the step by step way to grow your milk into the amazing product you WANT it to be I suggest you READ THE LABEL!!!!!!!

-Expantastic One