Harry Potter 7

Q: What will the seventh Harry Potter book be called and when is it coming out?

Joan the Fanatic


A: Dear Joan of Har.P.,

J K Rowling isn't going to announce the book's title or release date yet. Fortunately for us, because we're omniscient, we already know what the title will be and also when the release date will be. Unfortunately for you, this is one bit (well, actually, two bits) of our vast knowledge that we can't share with you because if we told you, Mrs. Rowling would find out that we told you and she would change the information just to prove us wrong. I can, however, tell you (without fear of repercussion) that J K Rowling has a new daughter as well as two other kids, so she's taking a break from writing for a few months to be a mom. THEN she'll begin the next book. Once she starts writing again, I'd give it a year or two until she finishes it, so you could assume that it will come out sometime in 2008 or so.

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


My Adoring Fan,

It will come out next Thursday and it will be called Harry Potter and the Family of Redheads.

-Liar


Dude,

Who cares?

-Apathetic