Grades

Q: What grades am I going to get? I'm really worried that my proffessors are going to give me F's in some of my classes ...

-Bankrupt at College


A: Deer collej,

Ay dee in wun klas -_-. that wun I kan bee shur uv but yur prufesrzarnt dun inpooting gradez yet. sory but until they doo wee kantleeguly tel yoo. sory... ^_^; good luk on yur historee klas.-_-*duznt look lik yoo did too good ther. Remembr! Graduut skools lookat yor majur G-P-A furst. ^_-

~ E-L-L-E :D ^_^


College

heh...

~OWA


Dear Bankrupt,

Sorry we can't give you your grades. When you applied for college you signed a paper saying that only faculty can access your grades. I had to fill one out too. I hated that I couldn't just get my grade in a curved class until they were all done. That was before I was omniscient so I didn't get the best grades possible. Good luck. Remember, dance classes at your college are really nice and usually lack in numbers when it comes to men. If you can get into one (If you bring a partner it's almost assured in some classes) though it may be a bit hard and your friends might give you a hard time, it's a fun way to improve your GPA. Elle is right though. When graduate schools look at your transcript they are going to look at your major GPA first and then your overall cumulative GPA. Your major GPA is the GPA you get when you add up all of the grades of the classes required for your major. When I was getting my degree in psyche that included English and math. It didn't matter that they weren't necessarily psych, they were required in my major.

Lucky Aaron


Dear Poordom,

You have a worse problem I think. You have fallen into the sad predicament that will one day ruin you if you do not fix it. You believe that you get grades like candy. You don't have anything to do with the process. You don't GET good grades. You EARN GOOD GRADES!
assume that you just GET grades without EFFORT! LAZY SLACKER!

(This letter was a team effort. Grahm Aire found the question offensive and Expantastic One was asked to assist him in the writing. This footnote was calmly written by Dia Grahm. She wishes to say hello and apologizes for her long absence.)


Dear Bankrupt,

Not good enough to get a scholarship.

~Hi


Dear Poor,

You failed. That's what you get for playing video games when you should have been studying. And by the way, you spelled "professors" wrong.

~Apathetic


Dear College Kid,

You don't want to know.

~Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator