Thursday, October 27, 2005

Omniscient vs. Omnipotent vs. Grahm Aire

Q: What is the difference between omniscient and omnipotent?

-one of the not-all-knowing ones


A: Dear Obviously,

Omniscient means all-knowing. Omnipotent means all-powerful. As it happens, I am both omniscient and omnipotent while you are neither.

-Apathetic


Dear Normal Person,

Teenagers are omniscient, parents are omnipotent. At least, both parties like to think so.

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


Dear stupid,

Latin, stupid, LATIN! Omni: all Potent: strength Science (cient in this case): study or knowledge. It's RHUDIMENTARY LATIN!

-Grahm Aire


Dear Needs a Dictionary,

Would you care to join me in laughing at Grahm Aire's spelling of the word "rudimentary"?

-Hi

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