The BYU 100 Hour Board

Q: Dear Board of Omniscience,

I notice your forum is awfully similar to the BYU 100 Hour Board; eerily similar, in fact. Why is this? Did you copy them, or have they copied you?

- Optimistic


A: Dear Optimistic,

What’s so eerie about it? The only thing they have in common, really, is that they’re both forums that answer people’s questions. You can’t tell me that we’re the only two forums in the world that do that. The differences are that a) this one has more omniscient and super-cool writers, b) this one answers questions faster, c) we don’t refuse to answer questions just because we don’t think they’re important enough, and d) we make it a point to hire good-natured people who will actually have fun answering questions. On the other hand, a) the BYU 100 Hour Board has more writers total, b) it’s specifically designed for a certain group of people (although it’s open to everyone), c) it’s much more publicized, and d) the site itself is programmed better.

-Fiddlesticks the Defenestrator


Dear Optimistic,

I invented the 100 Hour Board. I invented computers. I invented the planet Earth. Worship me.

-Liar


Dear Oppy,

Haha, you used a semi-colon!

-Hi