Apology

Dear readers,

Once again, the Board of Omniscience would like to apologize for its extended lack of existence. We would like to note that we are omniscient, not necessarily omnipresent. Several of our writers have moved on to greener pastures, and the board has fallen apart in their absence. We are now looking for more writers. Anyone interested, please e-mail us a resume. Also, we would like to bring to your attention that we have lost our old e-mail address. Please send e-mails to fiddlesticksthedefenestrator at gmail dot com.

We hope to have answers to current pending questions within a few days. Any questions you may have previously e-mailed us that we haven't already answered have been lost. Again, we apologize.

-The Board of Omniscience